Men, Their Meat, and Pleasing Women

Posted by on May 27, 2013

I found this prowling around the internet and HAD to share. I’m not sure who to credit for it, but it’s hysterical and TRUE! HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!!!

We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it’s the only type of cooking a ‘real’ man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine…

(1) The woman buys the food.

(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill – beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

bbq(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine….

(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine….

(8)The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed “her night off.” And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women….

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25 Responses to Men, Their Meat, and Pleasing Women

  1. Linda

    Hilarious – and so true!

  2. Tony

    This could all be alleviated by just serving the meat. Wo needs salad and dessert? 🙂

    • Chris

      Agreed, just with a bit of variety – steak, sausages, maybe a bit of chicken.

  3. Tess Kann

    This is hilarious and B.A.N.G on!

  4. T

    HA ! I liked this … on a more philosophical, relational, level, this just goes to show that a man needs a woman, depending on who the woman is. And a woman needs a man, depending on who the man is. Have fun. T

  5. pishnguyen

    This was so funny. Loved it!

  6. PoppetRocket

    Hahaha!! So true!!!!

  7. The Wandering Gourmand

    If this is the case, then my wife isn’t doing enough to help out. I’ll speak with her tonight about it while I am grilling the salmon.

  8. Taf

    Hahaha… So true…

  9. Jennifer Denevan

    haha this is so funny! anyway – im a bit behind but wanted to thank you for stopping by my humble blog a few days back or so now. i really appreciate it. i love what you have going on here. i’ll be sure to stop by more often. the “butt-dancing” one was hilarious! thanks again and have a lovely day 🙂

  10. M_Zeissler

    Hmmmm. You obviously haven’t been to our house.

    Steps 2 and 5 are the same with us… but that’s where any similarity ends.

    Then there’s the begging. And the salivating. And the “singing the song of my people”. And the throwing of oneself at the sliding glass door. Etc.

    And no, that’s not the cat I’m speaking of — it’s my meatasaurus wife, who disdains any grilled beef that I don’t cook for her with my own bare hands.

  11. Lilly Sue

    ha ha awesome! Made me laugh 😀

  12. Timah

    Hilarious and true!

  13. chistanote

    yeah women do all

  14. Mrs Odie 2

    This is my dad! Although, he does mix his own barbecue sauce and put it on the meat himself. Thanks for visiting and ‘liking’ my blog.

  15. Wendy

    so true, so funny… Guys should read this!

  16. skinnyuz2b

    You are so right! And then we get to clean the grill after they drip all sorts of crap on it. Very funny post.

  17. Eli@coachdaddy

    That’s not entirely true. I’ve been known to also open a bag of chips and even make guacamole. And I don’t ever remember asking for a salad.

  18. Judi Graber

    Very funny and true! Gene would only cook burgers and steaks, if I wanted to serve anything else I had to cook it in addition to getting everything else ready 🙂

  19. vishalbheeroo

    haha! That was awesomey written:)

  20. Chris

    Thanks for the follow, nice post

  21. Tea

    Amen! and then he wonders why I am “Grouchy” all the time! lol

  22. Defender of the Bacon

    Brilliant!!!

    Note the glint in the eyes during the moment of involvement with the barbeque in our eyes. Pure hunter-gatherer satisfaction. 🙂

  23. Carol

    LOVE IT!!!

  24. Abigail

    Hahahahahaha.. This is hilariously true.. OMG, cracked me up.. 😀

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